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polytoed:

yes i’d like a chocolate milk 

on the rocks

(via add-a-dash-of-sugar)

sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

(Source: wurmpl, via chocolatewonkababy)

valesmf:

bancusruptus:

gamzeescodpiece:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

Alexander the Alright.

the satisfactory lakes

Average Expectations 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

• 4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
• 5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
• 6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
• 7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
• 8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
• 9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
• 2am: well

catspijamas:

(Source: love-is-my-weapoon)

davethebarbarian:

remember when the cheetah girls went to india? me neither because no one wants to see a movie without the main cheetah

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

radbutt:

can we take a minute to reflect on akon’s full name

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

a-really-sexy-girl-just:

When you take your clothes out of the dryer anD THEY’RE STILL DAMP 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

want-to-laugh:

click here for a laugh!

(via lolsofunny)